May 2013
theyellowbrickroad:
does anybody remember like around this time last year i posted a pic of a banana and i was like “what if you came home and your dashboard was just this picture” and then that was the dash topic for like an hour there was just the photo of that banana
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me: [walking past music store]
me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
mom: no
bitcorn:
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
Let's be freaks...: albinwonderland: I was... →
albinwonderland:
I was standing in the bathroom with my 8-year-old niece and she saw me adjusting my top and said, completely serious and curious,
“Why do you want to look good?”
it took me aback for a moment.
“Sometimes because I want to. Sometimes because I feel like I should.”
“That’s…
fartgallery:
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
lameborghini:
will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
beautyisbrilliance:
I think the saddest endings to relationships are the ones that come for no reason. No fight, no confrontation, nothing. When you feel them slipping away from you, then suddenly they do. Slowly, then all at once. They drift away and things change, as if they were never the way you once though they were.
